YOU'RE EXTREMELY WEIRD




People say that you're a perfect angel, angel.
Your words, your hair, are never out of place.
You never shout. You never lose your temper.
Never once have you been in disgrace.


Don't know why I didn't see right through you
From the very moment you appeared.
Don't know why I ever thought you normal.
Let's face it, darling, you're extremely weird.


No-one in the whole wide world dislikes you.
You have not been known to give offence.
Nothing ever seems to disconcert you.
You think that your life makes perfect sense.


You're tidy and you're healthy and you're legal.
You're patriotic, peaceful and prepared.
Don't know how I ever thought you normal.
Let's face it, darling, you're extremely weird.


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