HEALTH



I'm bouncy and bright as a new-born comet.
I'm more energetic than any old nuke.
I feel so wholesome, I could vomit.
I feel so healthy, I could puke.


It's been early to bed every night -
And out there jogging by dawn's first light.
It's been sit-ups and press-ups and vitamin C.
It's been yoga and yoghurt and sugarless tea
And workouts and rubdowns and healthfood shit -
And I'm sick to death of feeling so fit.


So tonight, when I should be
Home asleep, tucked up,
I'm gonna be out, getting
Royally fucked up.


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